The title should say it all! There comes a point where you can no longer get a good hard look at your vagine. It happens slowly, and then one day, BOOM...it's as though it's no longer there! IF you are a shaver (as opposed to a waxer) you will no longer be able to get there; which can pose as a major problem if you want to continue with your up-keep. If you are a waxer, then you are in luck...I continued my monthly brazilian wax throughout my entire pregnancy. One less thing you have to worry about. I do know a friend who had their husband partake in the fun, by actually helping her shave. Eh, so not my jam...but to each his own!
You will find there is a sudden loss of movement, a time when you can no longer reach body parts...something you take for for granted when you are NOT pregnant. It will become increasingly difficult to shave your legs. One side will be easy and the other side will be nearly impossible; trying to pass over the belly just is not something you can do! My suggestion is to just curse a lot and know that at some point and keep in mind that in the next couple of months it will all be over, and you will NEVER look at shaving the same way again. You could just let it all go to shit, I am sure not everyone is worried about what their VA-JJ looks like during these trying times.
Putting on your shoes (if they tie) is another challenging movement. You will have to literally cross your legs to tie them or have someone get down on all fours to tie them for you! Can you imagine even scratching a simple itch on a specific area on your back might no longer be possible? I speak the truth....or bending down when you drop something on the passenger seat of the car, NOPE can't F__G do it! Simply maneuvering into a down position for any little thing gets quite annoying. Do the roll over and get up slowly, or the blood will increasingly rush to your head (your head gets fat too by the way, EVERYthing gets fat!)
More to come kids, more to come...
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